Indeed, there is a God.
I met God when I was young, and was reminded twice daily of God’s eagerness to reward the obedient and faithful.
What’s with these commercials for “Low T”? What’s next? Can’t we let our hormones rest for just a few moments? Can’t we leave the “Master’s plan” alone…?
So, in puberty, I had lots of “T”. In fact, my blood boiled with “T”. It was so bad that twice daily I got on my knees and prayedtoGod toremove this thorn from me. In other words, give me a woman! For that matter, God, bring many women into my life, preferrably naked.
And God answered my prayers twice each day with a barn full of women…all naked, all black-and-white, all named Holstein.
While my comrades were plowing the fields of Whistling Straits in Kohler, Wisconsin with their 5 irons, I went shopping with myfamily — my daughter bought me this cap:
Posted on Wed, October 20, 2010
by Timothy E. Moffit